Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The perfect metaphor for PMS

If they just showed this in school, it would've made the subject so much easier to grasp.

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It looks scientifically accurate too, doesn't it?

This isn't going to end well

Every time I see this situation, I hope for the best, but expect the worst.

They're just waiting for you to stop looking at this photo so they can resume removing her head and putting it at the bottom of your bed tonight.

Politically Correct Retaliation Via Objective Reasoning

I've sensed the answer, but never knew the question.
Indeed Philosoraptor, indeed.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Sometimes it's like this

Sooner or later, we all meet someone who requires a higher self to help.

The common mistake, however, is to regard this situation as an annoyance instead of an opportunity to get in better with the God man!  I figure you help 10 people like this successfully before you die, God turns you into a freaking 8-winged Seraphim with a switchblade cross that doubles as a bazooka of pure flesh-melting light.  But don't haunt me if I'm wrong, it's just a likely outcome is all I'm saying.

Poor Bill Posters

Spread the word!


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Let's hope the right side prevails.

Wanted: Experienced Plumber of Swimming Instructor

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I really don't know what to make of this.  Opinions?

Thursday, March 10, 2011

4-year old kid gets asked questions over the internet on Reddit

Don't you love the directness of a younger human being?

Reddit 4 Year Old, Ask Me Anything

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And you get this every single day if you have your own, and I have 3! If direct, spontaneous, frightfully insightful and very funny answers were money I'd be rolling in it!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Finally, a board game for MEN.

Enigma is a drinking game based on Battleship.

Computer repair chico, ca. Not that we needed to make getting wasted any more fun than it already was, am I right? Eh? Ah, why am I asking you squares for.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

A Breath-Taking Time-Lapse of the Milky Way Over Tahoe

Wow.



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A nice reminder of how incredible everything is that's happening around us all the time.

The new art of Travis Louie

Travis Louie's got an awesome new concept for a fine art series he's working on. Germs!

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Google Travis Louie to find more. I'm gonna go take a shower now.

Monday, February 21, 2011

We are unwittingly training goats to take over our place on this earth

It starts innocently enough...

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...but if they can copy THAT, just think of what else they'll copy. Soon we'll be irrelevant.

Watch The Exorcist in 60 seconds!

I loved this movie, but after watching this I felt it might have been 121 minutes too long.


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I found the original scarier though.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

The King of Limbs shows us how to move em

As someone on YouTube commented, "Thom Yorke is allowed to do anything he wants in this universe."

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But I see they talked him into keeping his underwear on the inside of his pants for this performance, as I'm sure he put up quite a fight against.

Official Cat Owner Cure For Boredom #05817

I wish I thought of this game before I became allergic to cats.



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STRIKE!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Hand Scanner ala Star Trek The Next Generation Reports Your Health

Simply by pointing the scanner at your skin, it can tell you if you're healthy or not.


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In just 3 minutes, this hand scanner can tell you how healthy you are with diagnostic information previously only available to doctors by getting tissue samples and process these in a laboratory.

Hopefully this means beaming me up to Thailand in under 10 minutes is right around the corner.