Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The perfect metaphor for PMS

If they just showed this in school, it would've made the subject so much easier to grasp.

home computer repair chico, ca

It looks scientifically accurate too, doesn't it?

This isn't going to end well

Every time I see this situation, I hope for the best, but expect the worst.

They're just waiting for you to stop looking at this photo so they can resume removing her head and putting it at the bottom of your bed tonight.

Politically Correct Retaliation Via Objective Reasoning

I've sensed the answer, but never knew the question.
Indeed Philosoraptor, indeed.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Sometimes it's like this

Sooner or later, we all meet someone who requires a higher self to help.

The common mistake, however, is to regard this situation as an annoyance instead of an opportunity to get in better with the God man!  I figure you help 10 people like this successfully before you die, God turns you into a freaking 8-winged Seraphim with a switchblade cross that doubles as a bazooka of pure flesh-melting light.  But don't haunt me if I'm wrong, it's just a likely outcome is all I'm saying.

Poor Bill Posters

Spread the word!


computer repair.
Let's hope the right side prevails.

Wanted: Experienced Plumber of Swimming Instructor

Computer Repair Chico CA 

I really don't know what to make of this.  Opinions?